Oh, you want to know more about me? I'm flattered. 


Writer. Reader. Beer drinker. Dancing daily in my socks. 

My greatest accomplishment last year: reading all of Infinite Jest. (proof in the pic to your left that I opened the book at least once.)

This year's goal: to write a book at least 67% as good* and 67% as long.  

Hit me up if you'd like to talk about stuff. 

*To be honest I still am not sure what really happened there at the end, the middle is also pretty blurry, and I definitely don't remember the beginning, but I do remember that there were some pretty good sentences.